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Final Standings
| Team | Manager | W-L | PF | PA | +/โ | Streak | |
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| 1 | ๐ Clappin' Cheeks | Jeremy | 9-6 | 1,760.30 | 1,655.80 | +104.5 | W-1 |
| 2 | My Ball Zach Ertz | Daniel | 10-5 | 1,723.68 | 1,649.08 | +74.6 | W-2 |
| 3 | Hit Somebody | Rudee | 11-4 | 1,822.26 | 1,641.46 | +180.8 | W-3 |
| 4 | GIBBS Me Head | David | 11-4 | 1,900.36 | 1,682.22 | +218.1 | W-7 |
| 5 | The Cuddly Kittens | Antony | 8-7 | 1,739.98 | 1,633.96 | +106.0 | L-2 |
| 6 | Trips Formation | Ryan C | 8-7 | 1,648.26 | 1,669.44 | โ21.2 | L-1 |
| 7 | shmoney maker | Raj | 5-10 | 1,512.14 | 1,718.88 | โ206.7 | W-1 |
| 8 | Benching Kelce | Kyle K | 6-9 | 1,550.88 | 1,665.14 | โ114.3 | L-1 |
| 9 | RIPete | Patrick | 4-11 | 1,735.00 | 1,834.16 | โ99.2 | L-5 |
| 10 | Spoiling Your Cottage Cheese | Duncan | 3-12 | 1,534.66 | 1,777.38 | โ242.7 | L-2 |
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Points For vs. Points Against
Points For Points Against
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Playoff Results
Semifinals โ Week 16
Semifinal 1
Clappin' Cheeks129.52
GIBBS Me Head104.30
Semifinal 2
My Ball Zach Ertz175.30
Hit Somebody151.30
Championship โ Week 17
Championship Game
Clappin' Cheeks113.78
My Ball Zach Ertz105.00
3rd Place Game
Hit Somebody161.72
GIBBS Me Head79.58
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Team Profiles
๐ Clappin' Cheeks
Jeremy
9-6-0
#1
2025 CHAMPIONPlatinum 830Since '20
1,760PF
1,656PA
+105Diff
Had the easiest schedule in the league (avg opp: 109.71 pts/wk). Went 9-6, then ran the table in the playoffs. Jeremy finally hoists The Pullen in his 6th season in the league.
My Ball Zach Ertz
Daniel
10-5-0
#2
Platinum 810Since '09
1,724PF
1,649PA
+75Diff
Posted 10 wins and blew out Hit Somebody 175.30-151.30 in a high-scoring semifinal. Second-most wins in the league. Fell 8.78 pts short of the championship.
Hit Somebody
Rudee
11-4-0
#3
Silver 673Since '19
1,822PF
1,641PA
+181Diff
Most wins this season (11). Highest season points total (2,135 / 125.6 avg). Delivered the biggest blowout of the season - beat GIBBS Me Head by 82.14 in Week 17. Led the league in defensive points (198.4).
GIBBS Me Head
David
11-4-0
#4
Gold 729Since '09
1,900PF
1,682PA
+218Diff
Most points in the league (1,900.36). Tied for most wins. Won 7 straight. Faced the toughest schedule (avg opp: 122.27 pts). Led in kicking points (204.1). The best team that didn't win the championship.
The Cuddly Kittens
Antony
8-7-0
#5
Diamond 907Since '09
1,740PF
1,634PA
+106Diff
Highest Yahoo rating in the entire league (Diamond 907). Set the season's highest single-week score: 183.94 pts (Week 17). Led the league in waiver wire points (743.34) and rushing yards per week (263.82).
Trips Formation
Ryan C
8-7-0
#6
Platinum 882Since '09
1,648PF
1,669PA
โ21Diff
An original '09 member. Will forever be in the history books: beat Spoiling Your Cottage Cheese by 0.02 pts in Week 14 - the closest game in league history. Also set the season receiving yards record (608 yds, Week 12).
shmoney maker
Raj
5-10-0
#7
Since '09Bronze 592
1,512PF
1,719PA
โ207Diff
One of the league's original '09 members. Tied for longest loss streak this season (7 games). But scored 13 TDs in a single week (Week 15), tying the all-time league record set in 2020.
Benching Kelce
Kyle K
6-9-0
#8
Bronze 590Since '09
1,551PF
1,665PA
โ114Diff
Most waiver moves in the league (41). Set the all-time league record for lowest single-week score: 47.66 pts in Week 17 - now the worst ever in KDP history. Tied for longest loss streak (7 games). Fewest points from draft picks (1,087.82).
RIPete
Patrick
4-11-0
#9
Bronze 598Since '09
1,735PF
1,834PA
โ99Diff
Scored 5th-most points but finished 9th - the most unlucky team of 2025. Draft picks completely flopped (all-time record lows for points from drafted players and offensive avg). Ended the season on a 5-game skid. Led the league in passing yards per week (261.76). Made only 13 waiver moves all season.
Spoiling Your Cottage Cheese
Duncan
3-12-0
#10
LAST PLACEGold 702Since '09
1,535PF
1,777PA
โ243Diff
The commissioner finishes last and owes dinner for the 2026 draft. Most losses (12). Lowest offensive points (1,293.36). Made zero post-draft acquisitions all season (all-time low). Yet still managed the narrowest win in league history - a 0.02-pt escape over Trips Formation in Week 14.
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Stories of the Season
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0.02 Pts - The Closest Game in League History
Week 14: Trips Formation beat Spoiling Your Cottage Cheese by two one-hundredths of a point - the narrowest margin in KDP history, now the all-time record. Ryan C survived by a fingernail against the commissioner himself.
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RIPete: Most Unlucky Team of 2025
Patrick scored 1,735 pts - 5th-highest - but finished 9th at 4-11. His draft class completely failed (all-time record lows for drafted-player points and offensive avg per week). He survived on waiver wire finds alone, yet still couldn't buy a win.
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GIBBS Me Head: The Best Team That Didn't Win
David's team scored the most points (1,900), tied for most wins (11-4), ran a 7-game win streak, and faced the toughest schedule in the league. Knocked out in the semis 129-104 by the eventual champion. Fantasy is cruel.
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The Commissioner Finishes Last
Duncan (Spoiling Your Cottage Cheese) sets the rules, runs the league, makes zero waiver acquisitions all season, and finishes 3-12 in last place. He now owes dinner for the 2026 draft. A man of principles.
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Benching Kelce Sets the All-Time Low
Kyle K's team put up just 47.66 pts in Week 17 - now the worst single-week score in KDP history (since 2009). With 41 waiver moves all season, the hustle was real. The results were not.
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The Schedule Gods Crown Clappin' Cheeks
Jeremy faced the easiest average opponent score in the league (109.71 pts/wk) while GIBBS Me Head faced the hardest (122.27). Did the schedule decide the champion? You be the judge.
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Weekly Results
Week 1
Patrick 60.92 vs Kyle K 130.28
Duncan 91.42 vs Antony 107.44
David 110.46 vs Daniel 123.78
Jeremy 133.22 vs Ryan C 109.26
Rudee 95.38 vs Raj 79.12
Week 2
Patrick 116.98 vs Rudee 126.48
Duncan 56.84 vs Jeremy 109.28
David 93.32 vs Antony 86.38
Kyle K 125.70 vs Ryan C 109.20
Daniel 94.64 vs Raj 161.80
Week 3
Patrick 146.86 vs Ryan C 102.42
Duncan 69.94 vs Kyle K 104.72
David 133.22 vs Jeremy 88.96
Antony 112.72 vs Raj 114.52
Rudee 107.30 vs Daniel 116.74
Week 4
Patrick 88.38 vs Duncan 98.64
David 120.36 vs Kyle K 159.18
Antony 109.02 vs Daniel 151.50
Jeremy 142.30 vs Raj 101.88
Rudee 100.62 vs Ryan C 126.18
Week 5
Patrick 117.90 vs David 146.72
Duncan 113.58 vs Ryan C 115.38
Kyle K 96.20 vs Raj 111.34
Antony 143.62 vs Rudee 84.64
Jeremy 100.32 vs Daniel 122.00
Week 6
Patrick 124.68 vs Raj 89.94
Duncan 92.94 vs Rudee 125.46
David 91.50 vs Ryan C 105.86
Kyle K 85.54 vs Daniel 103.32
Antony 122.94 vs Jeremy 155.48
Week 7
Patrick 150.72 vs Daniel 80.44
Duncan 110.16 vs David 142.42
Kyle K 110.72 vs Antony 153.48
Jeremy 89.44 vs Rudee 155.90
Raj 102.14 vs Ryan C 95.86
Week 8
Patrick 129.28 vs Antony 138.78
Duncan 125.48 vs Raj 113.72
David 119.32 vs Rudee 125.28
Kyle K 54.08 vs Jeremy 109.56
Daniel 121.96 vs Ryan C 168.56
Week 9
Patrick 101.98 vs Jeremy 111.30
Duncan 90.60 vs Daniel 109.22
David 129.72 vs Raj 78.32
Kyle K 112.74 vs Rudee 156.80
Antony 120.46 vs Ryan C 97.06
Week 10
Patrick 130.30 vs Kyle K 122.32
Duncan 89.30 vs Antony 122.80
David 120.34 vs Daniel 120.12
Jeremy 113.02 vs Ryan C 116.14
Rudee 119.90 vs Raj 76.24
Week 11
Patrick 96.58 vs Rudee 98.64
Duncan 114.82 vs Jeremy 148.64
David 120.78 vs Antony 119.24
Kyle K 71.00 vs Ryan C 92.92
Daniel 96.50 vs Raj 62.76
Week 12
Patrick 69.78 vs Ryan C 140.02
Duncan 101.16 vs Kyle K 101.82
David 159.32 vs Jeremy 109.68
Antony 99.76 vs Raj 91.52
Rudee 112.86 vs Daniel 159.76
Week 13
Patrick 112.94 vs Duncan 135.34
David 141.92 vs Kyle K 98.72
Antony 97.28 vs Daniel 79.10
Jeremy 147.04 vs Raj 87.72
Rudee 131.44 vs Ryan C 69.24
Week 14
Patrick 143.84 vs David 148.14
Duncan 105.34 vs Ryan C 105.36
Kyle K 94.84 vs Raj 76.42
Antony 103.46 vs Rudee 111.76
Jeremy 88.50 vs Daniel 117.10
Week 15
Patrick 143.86 vs Raj 164.70
Duncan 139.10 vs Rudee 169.80
David 122.82 vs Ryan C 94.80
Kyle K 83.02 vs Daniel 127.50
Antony 102.60 vs Jeremy 113.56